where's my party hat?
meine haus, meine katze

meine haus, meine katze

I took my mentee out today to buy her a memory card and sushi. This 15 year old kid is the identical 15 year old version of me. Except she’s better with chopsticks. And isn’t gay. Seriously though, I love this kid like one of my sisters. 

Anyways, I hired her as my kickball team’s professional photographer (this 15 year old has more skills than most 25 year olds I know). I’ll post some of her shots of tomorrow night later in the week for all -20 of my followers. 

burn.

burn.

best. conversation. ever.

best. conversation. ever.

sometimes you wake up, watch porn, shower, and eat a cookie…while listening to m83.

one day i’m going to be someone’s first place.